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Friday, July 29, 2011

Tit Sweat is Imminent


It's another Friday off for me! The reason I took the day off kinda fell through so I'm spending all day in the house reading. I finished The Help this morning, it's awesome! It's hotter than hell outside so the whole "Tit sweat is imminent" forecast applies today here. I'm trying to stay cool inside with my books.

If you missed SaucyB's guest post on Bad Girl Bloggers this week you simply must go check it out. She is freakin' hilarious! 

I have legitimate date plans with J tonight. We haven't been out to a restaurant in a while. It's either been home-cooked or take-out. So I'm going to get all cleaned up and spiffed up in a little while to go out for steaks. I'm pretty excited about it. 

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It's been a roller-coaster of a month and I'm pretty sure the ride isn't over. I'm trying to pull my shit together at work because there is nothing I would like more at this point than to find a new job, but that means putting D's chaotic organizational system into a format that would be suitable to hand over to someone else if I left.

Part-time job is now a part-time hobby with means I'm relying on jewelry sales to supplement my pitiful income until I do find a new job with better pay and that is stressing me out a little. (Ok, a lot, but I'm trying to be positive.)

My old best friend got married a few weeks ago, and while I want to be all, 'Oh I don't care that we aren't in each other's lives anymore" I was really sad to see pictures that one of my college friends took. 

I saw my college friends this past weekend and I was reminded of how incredibly much I missed them. I'd give anything to have them closer to me.

I want so badly to finish fixing up my apartment the way I want it so that I can have a "come see my new place" shin-dig, but without money it just isn't where I want it be yet.

Ok- I'm done with my whining. Now I'm going to go back to my Stephen King novel :) Ya'll have a good weekend!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Penny's Stranger


Penny Wilkes pulled her tee shirt over her head, tossed it aside, and smiled toothily at the man staring at her.  She batted her lashes at him as she tugged down her pale pink terrycloth shorts.

She even leaned way forward, and made a show of swaying her hips, to give the man staring a thorough account of what she was packing in her tiny string bikini.  She had been drinking lots of water and mountain hiking a lot, and she didn't mind showing off some... as she felt the seabreeze tossing her expensively sunstreaked tresses of golden hair, she held her revealing pose.  She maintained her coy, inviting grin at the man staring at all of her deeply bronzed curves, as she enjoyed the refreshing breezes blowing right up her nearly-bare ass.

When the man's wife broke his stare with a stinging smack to the back of his bald head, Penny barely managed not to guffaw.  She straightened, turned around, adjusted her thong, and sat down on her towel.  "Aw, let him stare," she thought, as she lay back on her towel to soak in the sun.  "I look good."

Still smiling to herself, Penny closed her eyes and sighed.

When Penny carefully opened her eyes again, she instantly squinted against the glare of the rolling surf; it was sparkling so brightly in the tropical sun, it was nearly blinding.  She wasn't sure whose cool, gentle hands were smoothly, firmly spreading lotion on her ribs.  But, she decided she really didn't mind that at all... just for a minute, anyway...

... until those expertly gliding hands pushed her bikini top up and over her breasts, and greedily fondled them.  At that, Penny's eyes flew wide open.  "Hey!" she squeaked, as her eyes darted to seek out those of the brazen stranger.

The stranger shot her a sly smile, and lowered her mouth to Penny's left nipple.  "Hey," she huskily breathed, then enveloped Penny's nipple in her soft, wet mouth.  She pressed Penny's breasts together, gently sucked Penny's quickly stiffening right nipple, and then playfully flicked her kittenish tongue at each.  Her mischievious eyes maintained a lock on Penny's all the while, filled with devilish lust.

A bit frantically, Penny cast her head from side to side, scanning the beach.  She was sure there would be scores of sunbathers watching them.  She was stunned to find that the beach was deserted, for as far as her still-blinking eyes could see.

Still... this was just too weird.  With a few whimpers of protest, Penny tried to sit up.  Quickly, she realized that the stranger's hips were straddling and pinning hers, and the stranger's arms pinned Penny's shoulders as she continued to tug Penny's unknotted top away from her body.  The stranger raised her face to Penny's, and gazed hungrily into Penny's shocked, widely questioning eyes.

"What's your name?" Penny managed to croak.  She was at a total loss as to what else to do or say, as the quite beautiful stranger softly kissed and nuzzled her cheek.  As the stiff peaks of the stranger's nipples pokingly danced against her own, Penny realized that the stranger must also have been topless.  Penny blushed, wondering if the stranger was bottomless, too.  She wondered if she dare explore that question with her hands... and she decided she did not dare, not... not yet.  She wasn't sure she really wanted to know, for one thing.

"Does it matter?" the stanger breathily sighed.  Her lips found Penny's, stealing Penny's answer with a kiss...

... and, just like that?  Penny found herself kissing a beautiful unnamed stranger on a tropical beach, and a woman to boot, and... she was a very good kisser, Penny had to admit.  Cinnamony and soft, with delicious, expert passion.

Still, Penny muffledly hummed a little protest... after all, it was just so weird, and so... unexpected!

The stranger did not heed Penny's signs of reluctance, however.  Those signs only seemed to make the stranger more determined, in fact.  Her kisses grew bolder, wetter, deeper, and almost... frenzied... until Penny found it was all she could do to even keep up, and try to occasionally draw a breath or two...

... so, when the stranger finally stopped kissing her mouth, and started kissing her now-aching nipples again, Penny panted in relief... until the strange woman's kisses slowly trailed down lower, and...

... Penny glanced down, wondering for a moment at what point she had parted her legs, in time to see the wickedly smiling stranger smoothly tug her bikini's scrap of a crotch to the side, and tease the peaks of Penny's folds with a playfully trailing fingertip.  Then, when the tip of the stranger's talented tongue darted in and out of Penny's engorging slit, Penny threw her head back and gasped.  Electric flames shot through her body from her nose to her toes... and when the stranger's lips tugged at Penny's clit?  When Penny felt her bikini's bottom being untied and then slipping away, and a slippery fingertip found its way to rubbing lightly on her rear opening's tiny slit too?

It was all Penny could do to keep from screaming, as the stranger's mouth and fingers had their way with her... it just felt so... good.  Especially, somehow, as Penny had not exactly given her permission for any of this.  Somehow, that made it even better, actually... Penny felt her simmering juices rising against the rhythm of the stranger's feverishly working jaws, and then Penny felt her boiling juices overflow.  Penny felt, and heard, the stranger slurping at her honey, and... Penny moaned, and thrusted herself to offer more to the stranger's feverishly slavering face.  Helplessly, Penny grabbed up fistfuls of sand... and then let it flow out through her clenching fingers as wave after wave of orgasm washed her completely away from any conscious awareness...

... when Penny's vision cleared again, her bleary eyes again flew open wide.  "Wha-what are you d-doing?" she meekly questioned of her strange seductress.

The naked stranger merely chuckled at her, as she dragged an imposing apparatus from her beach bag.  "It's just a toy.  You'll like it.  See?" the stranger soothed Penny.  She offered the tip of the toy to Penny's lips.

Dazedly, Penny gamely kissed the large phallic object... and then blushed, as she realized what the stranger must have had in mind.  She wanted to tell the stranger "no," and to stop all this, but... well, Penny couldn't quite catch her breath quite yet.

She could only watch, mesmerized, as the stranger casually slipped into the toy's harness, and adjusted the straps to her very shapely hips.  She could only relax, as the stranger got behind her and rolled her onto her hip.  She could only close her eyes again, as the stranger slid the tip of the toy up along her slit, and poked it between Penny's swollen pussy's lips.  She could only melt, and howl with pleasure, as she felt the whole thick length of the toy slide invasively into her stinging and sopping sex, immediately filling and stretching her to capacity, and then fucking her... with wild abandon, yet perfect control...

"... open your eyes," rasped the thrusting stranger, and Penny did.

Somehow... Penny was not surprised to look up and see a brawny, sheening, impressively tall and sculpted mahogany-skinned man standing over her... naked... and Penny was not at all unhappy to see him, she found.  Shyly, she smiled up at him.  Shyly, he smiled back at her.

"Suck his cock," the strange woman huskily suggested, as the widely smiling man knelt to offer Penny his long, hairless, softly dangling dick to Penny's lips that, all of a sudden, were so parched that Penny eagerly licked them.  As the woman behind her continued to fuck her hard, Penny accepted the man's dark offering with her hand... and then her mouth... and then she closed her eyes again, to focus on the rich flavors of it all...

... as the man's hotly pulsing cock grew thicker and harder in Penny's enthusiastically suctioning mouth, and the strange woman's toy continued to plunder and ravage Penny's overheated and overstuffed pussy, Penny thrilled in amazement at just how big the black cock she was sucking got.  Trying to take all of him into her throat, while both stangers lustfully thrusted into her petite little body, was becoming a challenge that took all of Penny's skill and concentration...

... but, still... somehow... Penny managed to keep cumming her brains out, and...

... while the man's hefty balls mightily contracted in Penny's hand, and his spurting seed erupted volcanically all over Penny's lips, tongue, face, and neck, Penny glanced up at the stranger above her.  Then, she glanced back on the stranger laboring behind her.  Finally, Penny let her own lust fill her own eyes...

... and the strange woman lustilly stared back, as she slowly withdrew her long, thick toy from Penny's raw, creamy gape...

... then, the strange staring woman bit her lip, which did not conceal her fevered smile.  She casually lifted Penny's upper butt cheek to fully, and quite purposefully, expose Penny's rear entrance.  Watching the woman stare right at her little pucker, with a look on her face more openly crazed than Penny had ever seen even on any man's...

... Penny had no doubt what the strange woman wanted to do to her next.  Softly, Penny placed her hand on the woman's, and smiled when their eyes briefly met again.  She helped the woman spread her ass more.  She arched her back, tossed her hair, and smiled even wider to see yet another man approaching her exposed rear flank, from behind the strange woman.

Dropping her exquisitely chiseled jaw at the filthy sinfulness of what she was now doing, the strange woman lined up the tip of the toy with Penny's asshole, and moved it in closer... and closer, until it touched against Penny's sticky round wrinkle of flesh... pressing into it, more and more firmly... persistently... unyieldingly.  Penny held her breath, and bit her lip.  She thrilled at the heavy-lidded expressions of desire on the beautiful woman's face.  She decided that yes, she would let it happen, let her body...

"... wake up.  Miss... wake up please... Miss... you're really getting sunburned, and you're frightening my children, whatever you're dreaming... Miss... Miss?"

Grrrrrr.  "Do the words 'fuck' and 'off' mean anything to you, buddy?" Penny glowered up at the man.  She'd only been daydreaming, not sleeping... what a JERK!  JEEZ!!!



Entry by Anonymous

E-Lust #28

Photo courtesy of Delilah

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There's pain and then there's pain (and then there's pain)  -Part of what I crave in the second type of pain is the selfish sadism of the partner who continues despite my pleas. He does it because it arouses him, and he does it because I'll endure it for him.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

My neighbor's probably hate me...

So I've lived here less than a month and tonight I'm thinking that my neighbor's probably hate me. 


For starters I'm pretty loud in bed, and my bed is a little loud. After hearing their radio as clearly as though it were in my own bedroom? Yeah, I'm sure they can hear it all. Hopefully I have dirty little neighbors that like to listen and it simply fuels their own sex life. Cause if it's a bitter old hag I've got some noise complaints in my future.

Second? The bugs. 

There are these bugs. These monstrous, awful, larger than life flies on steroids.

I. HATE. BUGS.

So when I come home at night after dark, which is probably at least 3 or 4 nights a week, they are swarming around the light outside my door. When they fly towards me? I scream. When I finally get into the house? I throw the door closed like it's on fire. The walls kinda shake.

I can't imagine I'm making friends here.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Dirty Little Secrets!


Dirty Little Secret is a weekly meme hosted by the girls at Under the Covers. Every Thursday they ask a question hoping to reveal everyone's dirty little secrets.

To participate in the meme all you need to do is:

1. Be a follower of Under the Covers.
2. Create a post in your blog taking the meme image (code above) and copy instructions.
3. Answer the question! This can be done in any way you like, post a video, write a post etc.
4. Then add your link on their post!

This weeks question:
"Who is hotter - Cowboys or bikers?"

Oh my, how would I ever choose!! I have got such a thing for both groups! There is something about a man that comes rumbling in on all that chrome, but then again the rough, rugged cowboy gets me going something crazy!

If all cowboys were like Sarah McCarty's Hell's Eight crowd though, I think I'd be inclined to go with cowboys so that will be my answer. 

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Wicked Wednesday Firsts

One Crazy Brunette Chick

So this week we are talking about firsts. It always occurs to me after the fact that if I'm picking the topic I should maybe find something that I can write an interesting post about! I've written about my first blow job already and the first time I had sex was good, but nothing I feel drawn to write about. I basically said, ok, I'm done being a virgin, and slept with this guy I'd only kinda been seeing. No romance, no fireworks, all in all, nothing too special.

So what do I write about? Then I remember. I was a phone sex goddess for a while, but there was that one time that it didn't go so smoothly.

When I was in high school I was sort of friends with this guy. We never dated, and he never so much as kissed me, but we were computer buddies. We both stayed up late and we would talk until 2AM sometimes on AIM (remember AIM? yeah I know) So anyway, somewhere along the way the chatting became a little more scandalous and by the time we were in college cyber-sex was upgraded to phone sex. 

Here's the thing. When I typed something that I thought was kinda cheesy, I could laugh and he wouldn't know. When he typed something incredibly ridiculous, I could laugh and he wouldn't know. On the phone? He would know when I was laughing. 

The first time we tried phone sex I was soo awkward. I was saying things like, "Oh God Yes", and "Then what?". I made him do all the work. While he talked dirty I was trying not to laugh at the obsurdity of it. This guy wasn't my boyfriend. We had no personal experience to draw from, and I felt like an idiot! I just couldn't think of anything to say that didn't make me want to burst out laughing! I basically masturbated while he talked to me and made some semi-appropriate pleasure noises. Aside from that I concentrated on not laughing and hurting this guys ego.

Eventually I got over not knowing what to say. We had several successful phone sessions during college and a few after, but when the douche bag moved home it turns out he was afraid to actually follow through with anything. 

No worries, I have J and I'm MORE than happy with him. 

But that was my awkward first. The first time I had phone sex.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Strut your Stuff


I'm linking up with Nanny for Strut your Stuff #24. I have a couple of books to review right now, but being realistic it will probably be next week before I'm able to get the first review up. I do still have the Scandalous Massage Contest and Giveaway happening though! I've only got one entry so far! I'm willing to say that if I get at least five entries then everyone will get a little something in their mailbox! (I'm not above bribery)

Also this weeks questions is "Why Do You Blog?"

I blog because I want to. I blog because I've made a few friends and I like keeping in touch with them. I blog because if I'm going to do anything I prefer to do it well, so I try to keep a somewhat regular posting schedule.

If I ever stop enjoying it then I would stop and probably just delete all the evidence :) Hopefully that won't happen though.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Where do you draw the line?


I had one of those "this is my line" moments this past week and it really made me think about where I stand on a few things. Particularly with regards to crude humor. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about some crude humor most of the time. I feel like sometimes though, there is a line that gets crossed, and instead of being simply non-pc, or gross-funny, it's just wrong. Some things aren't funny.

I've played team trivia for a while, and recently I became involved with organizing a trivia night. There was a time when I would go to trivia and become very uncomfortable when some of the "funny" names were called over the loud speaker. I didn't like them. I didn't think they were funny. The one that finally broke me, and I went home and told my boyfriend I wouldn't go back to the establishment, was "Duct tape makes no, no, no, sound like, mmm, mmm, mmm".

That's not funny to me. One of the first things I told my friend when we started planning for a trivia night was that we needed to agree not to allow those types of names. Luckily it hadn't ever really been an issue. There have been one or two that I didn't like, but they were kind of like the ones I used to hear out before. They danced all around that line, but other people were laughing and I didn't want to be Debbie Downer.

Last week though one crossed that line. I nearly vomited when I read it, because I knew the people who had written it, and I knew that I simply wouldn't read it out loud. I'm fairly certain that I upset people, even though it blew over by the end of the night, but I couldn't be upset about it. I have opinions, and I stand by them. Some things are sacred. 

Violence isn't a valid answer to any problem.
Killing animals for sport is evil. (It's the sign of a sociopath.)
Children should ALWAYS be protected.
Rape is never funny.

I was told that we didn't say anything about a previous name that was pretty bad too. Thatt was true, we didn't. We grimaced as we accepted it, but people laughed so we let it go. Maybe we should have said something then. 

Talk about "yo mamma", joke about drugs and alcohol, make stereotypical remarks that are completely non-politically correct. I may not like it, but I won't bust your chops about it. 

I know I'm preaching to the choir (pun intended) but I needed to work through all that in my head and get it out there :) Thanks for reading.

Friday, July 15, 2011

BGB Friday Follow

It makes sense that the Bad Girls should have a Friday Follow right? So here it is! (Finally, I know) The Bad Girl Bloggers Friday Follow! (Applause Please?) If you hate the button you can keep that damn opinion to yourself, kapeche?



This week's Featured Bad Girls were True (Angels and Demons) and Nanny (Talk to Me Thursday). So if you missed them check out their posts and leave them some love!

Go link up, but be sure to check out the rules!

If you want to blog without clothes today, it is permissible, because NAKED IS BETTER!

Unless you have a nasty flesh eating disease in which case you should keep that covered up. Just Sayin'.

In other news I am getting settled in my new place and making strides towards finding a new job that pays a little better. My bosses know and fully support me, which is great. My director actually said she'd keep an ear to the ground for me! Wow, awesome people. I'm going to hate leaving here, I can tell you that for sure.

Also, guys, don't forget about the Contest and Giveaway! There is one entry already but I want to see lots more. Remember that the prize package will be dependent upon the number of entries, so get everyone you know to enter.

You don't have to enter the contest to enter the giveaway so don't forget to do that. The massage kit was awesome! Seriously, I loved it!

Go link up with the Bad Girls, and have a good weekend everyone!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Moving the Sex Toys

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

So I've been moving the past few weeks and after the initial excitement of a new place, I realized I would be moving my sex toys! I panicked at first, wondering how I would disguise my huge collection so that no one would know what it was. Let me tell you, Liberator Products are a little too big to be missed. Luckily for me I kept all the boxes that Edenfantasys shipped to me with! I was able to pack them back up and wrap a little packing tape on there and no one was the wiser.

Of course it was a challenge keeping a straight face when my mother assumed that the Liberator box was my Christmas Tree!!

Edenfantasys does an excellent job keeping their packaging discreet, and that made moving my large toys even easier. I was able to use my Devine Playchest for the move too, and it just looks like a sturdy piece of luggage to me. Of course since it locks, even curious hands couldn't see what was inside.

My next piece of inconspicuous storage will be The Original Toibocks! I can't wait to get one of these for myself. It looks like a pretty jewelry box that can sit out with no questions asked!

So if you have little hands or prying eyes running around your house being curious, or just nosy family that can't help but piddle when they visit, check out all the sex toy storage that edenfantasys has to offer!

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store
Images borrowed from edenfantasys.com. This post contains affiliate links. This post was written as a part of the Edenfantasys Ambassador program and I was provided a gift card for the post.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Best Orgasm Ever

One Crazy Brunette Chick

Today I'm talking about the BEST ORGASM EVER and linking up with Bad Girl Bloggers.

It was actually just a couple of weeks ago. A Saturday morning to be exact. I'm not a get up early for sex girl. I love sex, but I love my sleep even more, and I have to be good and awake to get myself going. This morning though was super lazy. We slept late and sat in bed watching tv until almost 11:00. We'd decided to have Biscuits and Jam for breakfast so the Biscuits were in the oven. I was starting to feel a little randy and I had all intentions of teasing J until the oven timer went off, then jumping on him once we'd taken breakfast out of the oven. So basically, it started out as a plan to really get his engine running. Little did I know that I would be the one essentially immobilized by an earth shattering orgasm. We teased each other for at least 20 minutes fully clothed, and while he went to empty the oven I stripped down to wait for his return. I could already feel all of my nerve endings humming and when he came back?

OH. MY. GOD.

It took about 5 seconds from the time he was inside of me for me to come, and I came hard, and it lasted forever. The truly awesome part was that my orgasm was all it took for him so it was just honestly the best sex ever. I could still feel the sensations nearly an hour later. I'm wet just thinking about it right now.

Sex is always good, but that by far took the award for Best Orgasm Ever!


Monday, July 11, 2011

Scandalous Massages Contest and Giveaway

Well we are fully into the swing of summer now and I don't know if there is anyone out there who would say they couldn't use a full body rub-down and some relaxation! The title of the contest is pretty obvious, I want your Scandalous Massage stories! Stories of sensual massages that leave the reader wanting more, or tales of exotic spa treatments with a little more than we bargained for. An evening foot rub that explodes into an evening of passion maybe? Giving, receiving, however you want to write it. I want your stories!


 ScandalintheChoirLoft


Anonymity is not required this time. You can post your stories on your own blog with the badge and link back here, or if you would like you can e-mail it to me and I will post it here with credit to you under whatever name you chose. So you can e-mail your entries, or just use the linky list to link to your posted entry.

The contest is open for submissions from July 11th through July 31st. Hopefully that will give everyone enough time to get their stories entered and I will open the polls for voting August 1st through August 7th!

Now for the Prizes! As always, I pick great prizes. In keeping with the theme our first place prize winner will get a JimmyJane Massage Candle in their choice of fragrance!


Here's the fun part, the more entries I get, the better the prizes get! Once I receive five entries I will add the JimmyJane Contour M to the prize package for first place!


Once I receive ten entries I will give a second place prize! A copy of The New Art of Erotic Massage and Love Stuff Warming Massage Oil.


These are seriously some of the best prizes I've ever given for a contest, and I've tiered them this way to make sure that I get entries. These aren't sponsored prizes so I want to make sure that it's a good contest if I'm going to use my resources on good prizes. I know you all get that.

So to encourage publicity for the contest..... A Giveaway!

Yep! Babeland is sponsoring a giveaway of the recently reviewed Babeland Massage Essentials Kit!


To enter the giveaway simply fill out THIS FORM!
* Giveaway only open to US and Canda *


And link up your contest entries below! Happy Writing!


Rules:
1) NO rape fantasies.
2) NO humiliation. D/S is totally cool as long as both parties are willing participants. There will be no beating victims into submission.
3) NO "Golden Showers" or anything like that. I haven't seen it yet, but everyone else has it as a rule so I figure better safe than sorry.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Babeland Body Essentials Kit * Review *

I love a good massage so I was excited when Babeland agreed to let me review their Body Essentials Kit. I am one of those people who seem to stay sore, and lucky for me my man doesn't mind giving me a good rub down. This kit has so much good stuff in it, it took a couple of massages to test it all out, but you know I'm not complaining about that ;)

The Body Essentials Kit comes with Massage Oil, Spray Massage Oil, Lickable Oil, Flavored Lubricant, a massage candle, and a massage bar. The product that I reviewed was the Orange Scent or the "Romance" Kit. It consisted of Orange Blossom and Citron Fig scented products, and Chocolate Orange flavored items. I actually enjoyed the Citrus Scent. It was relaxing. 

I had to force myself to focus on the product and not fall asleep during my wonderful treatment ;) but the oil was not greasy. It seemed to absorb easily into the skin and I didn't feel like I had a difficult time in the shower. I've known massage oils that are so filmy you feel as though you can't scrub them off.

The massage candle was great. J even agreed that it wasn't greasy at all. I love a good massage candle. I prefer the heat to the cool oil. So I was very pleased with that product.

The Spray Massage Oil apparently had an additional ingredient because J noticed right away that my skin reacted to it even though I hadn't reacted to anything else. It was just some initial redness and splotching though, nothing major so I wouldn't panic. I have developed a few allergies this past year so I'm sure it was just me.

During our second session we tried the Massage Bar. I really liked the Massage Bar. I'd never tried anything like this before. It was wrapped in wax paper and then foil. J kept asking if it was warming, but I think it just absorbed the warmth of your skin as it sort of melted into it. I really liked the consistency of the bar. After the massage the oils weren't too bad and when I washed my hands it came right off with no problems. J didn't have any complaints. He liked the bar too.

The Flavored Lubricant. We don't use much lubricant, but we tasted it to see how it was. It was a very light subtle flavor. It kinda tasted like one of those orange cream truffles that come in those sampler boxes. I used a little lubricant to see how long it took to absorb with friction and it seemed to last a while, so that is good for those using it for lubricant. I like that the taste was subtle. If I want sweet candy, I'll eat candy, right?

Then there was the Lickable Oil. The lickable oil had the same consistency of the massage oil. It worked well and absorbed easily. The aroma also made me think of an orange chocolate truffle, but there was also something that made us think of hazelnut coffee. The flavor of the oil is where I originally made the orange truffle connection. The taste wasn't overwhelming but it was a little stronger than the lubricant.

I was very pleased with the over all product, and it is perfect for that couple who wants to venture into sensual massages but you don't really know your product preference yet. This little kit is only $24.00 and there is enough of each product to try them all out before spending too much money on something you may not be interested in.

This kit comes in four varieties, Pink (love) which is described as a warm, rich fragrance, Orange (Romance) which has the citrus fragrances listed above, Blue (Pleasure) which claims to be refreshing and light, and Yellow (Delight) which is said to have floral notes.

So go to Babeland.com to get your own! 

Friday, July 8, 2011

Friday this and that

I'm working my ass off today so I'm keeping this short and sweet :)




Linking up for Blog Stalk Friday with Rockin' Mama. Check it out!

I'll have a quick review up tomorrow.

AND my next writing contest kicks off MONDAY!!!!!
Who doesn't like a good massage?

Come back and check it out! You know you wanna win ;)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wicked Wednesday Sharing

One Crazy Brunette Chick

Ok, so I've been moving all weekend and I'm exhausted! The moving consisted of cousins who volunteered to help and then never showed up, a flat tire, and a dead battery. It was exhausting! But all of my furniture is moved now and since there was no rush to get out of my dad's place I have time to do everything else all along the next few weeks!

So for Wicked Wednesday I'm just going to share a few awesome sites with my Bad Girl Friends :)

First there is KleanSpa. I am going to write a review soon of some products I ordered simply because they are amazing. I highly recommend checking out their scrubs and butters specifically. Although, I'm loving their candles too! The next on my list is the Pink Martini Scrub!

Then there is HipsandCurves.com. Yes, I am affiliated. You should click the link and shop ;) But I'm affiliated because I shop there too, so it made sense. I absolutely love all of their stuff. Their sizes begin around a traditional 12/14 and go up, but everyone is guaranteed to find something that they love at Hips and Curves. I've bought a few lingerie sets, but I'm salivating over their corsets. I really want this one! --->

Then there is Liberator. If you've spent even five minutes on my blog I'm sure you've noticed my love of liberator products! My most recent purchase was the Liberator Throe and it was worth it!! It's nice to only have to wash up a blanket ;) Of my other products the Wedge definitely gets the most use! I highly recommend it. You can even get the Heart Wedge or the Kiss Wedge now if you are looking for something a little less suspicious. Of course what I would love is the space and the money for this thing!

Head on over to Bad Girl Bloggers and check out what everyone else is sharing today!

This post contains affiliate links.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Hope you're celebrating!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

Friday, July 1, 2011

Excitement and Stress

Isn't it funny that some of the most exciting things can be so stressful?

I got the luckiest break ever this week! An apartment literally fell into my lap with all of the deposits already paid and no rent due until August 1st! Get this, it was in the exact complex that I wanted to move into AND it was the number of bedrooms I wanted AND it had the semi-private porch/balcony that I wanted. 

Seriously? It doesn't get any better than that! I finally caught a break financially and I couldn't be more happy about it!

The stress? This all happened yesterday, and I'm moving this weekend! i don't have a lot of moving resources so it's going to be a real battle!

Oh well, I got my own place again! YAY!!!

Check out my tid-bit over at Lady Estrogen's spot today. I talk about my first blow job ;)