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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

WW: My Stripper Songs

One Crazy Brunette Chick


I am convinced that perhaps I was a stripper in another life. When I get drunk I have a tendency to writhe on poles and I love to be a tease, so...

So for the No Rules Edition of Wicked Wednesday I thought I'd list up my list of "Stripper Songs", meaning that when I hear the songs I get the sudden urge to dance half-naked on a pole or touch myself.

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Kid Rock- So Hott
Buck Cherry- Crazy Bitch
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Nelly Furtado- Promiscuous 
Pussy Cat Dolls- Loosen up my Buttons

Those are the main ones for me, it's not an all-inclusive list or anything. But since these songs make me feel kinda wicked I thought WW would be a good time to post them!

Go link-up with Wicked Wednesday at Bad Girl Bloggers!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Excellent Customer Service!

So I know that many of you remember how much I lusted after the Devine Playchest from edenfantays. Well I got it a while back and I was soo excited. I immediately put all of my toys in it (including some I had slotted for upcoming reviews), locked it up and sat it in my room. It's so pretty I didn't want to hide it!


The next day I went to retrieve the product I was reviewing and the lock was broken!! I was distraught, I loved the chest, but the lock is so secure that the only way to "break in" was to literally cut the strap of the chest. I was too nervous to do anything initially so I sent in a support ticket with EF to see how to proceed.

I got a quick response telling me to do what I needed to get my toys out and they even sent me a return label to exchange the chest!

Problem solved! Now I have a new chest. The lock works just fine and I LOVE it! I will post a review sometime soon.

If you've ever shopped with edenfantasys you know that rarely do you have a need to report a problem. I do love this company and shopping is so easy and efficient, but this incident just goes to show that when things happen (and inevitably they will) edenfantasys has excellent customer service at the ready to help you out!

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Monday, June 27, 2011

I'll see you tonight...

It had been three weeks since they'd last seen each other, and even then they'd barely stolen a quick kiss. Tonight was all for them. She lay soaking in the big roman style tub. The water was still hot and the smell of coconut and jasmine lingered around her. She ran her hands along her skin, slick from the oils in the bath. He would be here soon, she shouldn't linger. Part of her wanted him to arrive and find her skin still damp, her hair pulled atop her head by a claw, the tendrils around her face still wet, and smelling of jasmine.

Sighing she stood and stepped out onto the plush bathmat. She reached for a towel and began to pat herself dry, careful not to wipe away the scented oils. She'd already treated herself to a manicure and pedicure this morning, and she was clean shaven all over. All that was left was to slip into something sexy and dust some powder across her face. Wrapping in the towel she walked into the dressing closet and fingered the chemise she'd bought with this evening in mind. She had no desire for pretenses and if he had plans to get dinner they could wait a while.

She slid into the satin lingerie and wrapped in the matching robe. She liked the way the hem felt against her thigh, and she liked that if she decided to tease him a bit the chemise was the perfect length for some subtle flashing.

She glanced at the clock as she quickly dusted some powder across her nose and applied some tinted lip balm. She pulled the plug from the tub to let the water drain out and made her way to the kitchen. She pulled two glasses from the cabinet and chose a bottle of red wine from her rack. Pouring herself a glass she sat on the sofa and turned on some music.

Stretching her legs out she took a sip and closed her eyes. She'd been looking forward to tonight all week. She'd fantasized all week about him taking her in his arms and fucking her until she screamed out in splendid orgasm. Even now she was wet as she sat waiting and imagining.

They'd only been together once before but it had been incredible. She'd driven to see him then. He'd taken her to dinner and then they'd gone back to his place where he showed her just how good he could make her feel. She could still remember the feel of his tongue against her most sensitive areas, coaxing her to an orgasm like none she'd had before. He'd caressed her skin and played with her nipples as she came back down, only to plunge into her and drive her to new heights again. She could have stayed with him forever that night, but their time then had been cut short due to an emergency phone call from work.

Tonight he was coming here though and they had all night, and even tomorrow before he would have to go home. She took another sip of wine and remembered his e-mail from this morning, "I'll see you tonight. I can't wait to get my hands on you again. I want to show you just how much I've missed you."

She sat her glass of wine on the side table and untied her robe, sliding her hands against the chemise beneath. As she brought them up to cup her breasts she imagined they were his hands. His strong hands, squeezing her in his palms, then trailing down to her thighs drawing teasing little circles with his fingertips before lifting the hem and sliding them upward towards her sex. Again, drawing lazy circles above her labia before sliding a finger between to barely brush against her clit.

She sighed and relaxed deeper into the sofa. She was so deep in her fantasy she didn't hear the faint 'click' of the door latch.

She slid a finger down to draw her wetness up over her clit and brought a second finger to work that little pleasure button. Her other hand sliding further up beneath the silky fabric to squeeze and tweak her nipple. She was writhing and moaning on the couch in anticipation of release when she a hand on her other breast.

Her eyes flew open wide in shock, and her gaze slammed into his his. They were dark with desire and his breathing was ragged. She wondered how long he'd been watching, but as quickly as the embarrassment came it was replaced by joy over seeing him, and lust and desire for what he offered. She started to move toward him but he covered her hand with his own and his fingers joined hers as she worked her clit.

She smiled and lifted her mouth for him to kiss her. He covered her lips with his own and as their joined hands worked her towards climax his tongue teased her until she could no longer think. Her hand went limp beneath his pliant fingers as he took her higher and higher.

Just when she thought she was about to orgasm he pulled his hand away and slid his arms beneath her to pick her up. He carried her down the hall as she clung to his chest, and in her room he laid her on the soft coverlet.

She reached for him as he quickly undressed and joined her. Her chemise was around her waist, her sex exposed and glistening with her juices. He settled above her and kissed her deeply as she clung to his shoulders. Her body was humming with nerves and there was an ache between her legs that only he could soothe. She reached between them and took his length in her hands, stroking and squeezing.

With a groan he pulled away to draw up on his knees. Positioning himself against her opening he pulled her ankles against his shoulders and eased into her. She moaned as he slowly filled her, gasping at the pure pleasure. She could already feel her muscles clenching him, not wanting to let go. He moved in and out of her slowly at first, hitting that perfect spot inside of her with each pass. The pleasure built until she was trembling and he moved faster, fucking her harder.

She came hard, crying out in pleasure as the muscles of her sex jumped and spasmed. He was right behind her groaning and gasping with his release. He let go of her ankles and she pulled him against her. They lay there still connected and gasping for air. She purred with contentment as he tangled his fingers in her hair and pulled her face to his for a kiss.

He sighed as he rested his head against her chest, heart still racing. She couldn't help but smile as she suppressed a giggle. She was so glad she'd thought to tell him where the hide-a-key was.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Wicked Wednesday and Hiking

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This week Jen picked Public Sex as the topic for Wicked Wednesday.This is definitely one of those stories that could out me if certain people came across this blog, but I don't really care. 

It was a nice day in February, not too cold, and obviously not too hot. I took J-man out of town for his birthday and we got ourselves up and got ready to go for a hike. I'd already been toying with the idea of finding a nice spot for a little "birthday surprise" while we were out, but as soon as we hit the trail there were tons of kids. I made the off-handed comment that it was too bad there were so many kids out today, I 'd thought he might get lucky. He was excited and disappointed at the same time. Neither of us was willing to risk scarring some kid for life and getting ourselves arrested.

We followed the winding trail stopping along the way to kiss and feel, but never for very long. Then we came to this spot along the trail where the power company had recently installed power lines. They'd left fallen trees over the trail! So we were literally climbing over these branches and trunks to get back onto the trail that led to the lake. When we finally got around all the debris we were exhausted so we sat down to drink some water and catch our breath. From where we were sitting I could see at least 50 yards ahead on the trail and there was no one around. I knew we'd hear anyone coming up the trail behind us so I figured this was as good a spot as any, and if we played it right we'd see anyone that might come from the other direction.

So we went for a little kissing then I went for his pants. He was very happy. Very, very happy. I wrapped my mouth around his dick and sucked until I was so horny I couldn't stand it. Then I stood up and dropped my jeans to my ankles and sat in his lap. impaling myself on his cock. We went at it for a little while stifling moans and laughs as we heard cars passing along a nearby road. I finished him off with my mouth and we tidied up and headed on down the trail. 

It was quite the day. It was really a great weekend. We passed another couple on the trail that had pulled their canoe onto the bank of the lake. They scrambled as we rounded the bend. She asked where we came from and was quite surprised that they'd settled in on a hiking trail! As we passed them J leaned down and asked me, "Think we should've told them there's a great spot about a quarter mile back?"

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Dancing on bars

So when I was in college and about 50 lbs lighter (yes I know, BAD) I used to participate in the bar dancing at a local bar/club. It was fun! A bunch of girls jumping up on the bar shaking their asses and letting the guys stare?! Of course I was in! 

In college I also worked out like it was a part-time job and had healthy prepared food available all the time. Since then things have changed and after the initial 30 lbs I was stuck. I hovered and fluxed back and forth for a while but eventually I let other parts of my life snuff out the working out. Well... in the past year I've gained another 20. UGH! Can't believe I'm typing this! So yeah, I need to lose 50 lbs to get back to my happy weight. Honestly, I could lose 75 probably, but then I would be smaller than I've ever been and I don't know. I have big boobs and a nice round ass, so tiny isn't what I'm aiming for.

* Side Note: My feet are prettier than this. *

So anyways, one of the little sisters is turning 21 at the end of next month and she wants to go to the same bar dancing club to celebrate. I have no illusions that I will loose too much in a month's time, but I am going to lose as much as I can. I would at least like to lose this 20, and in the first month I think that's doable. I downloaded C25K for my phone so that I can get back to running and my amazing boyfriend is going to take over cooking (grilling) for us so that I can eat healthier and still have yummy food. I'm not much of a cook so my "healthy" foods aren't very yummy.

So wish me luck! Unsolicited advice is welcomed, even when it is ignored ;)

Friday, June 17, 2011

AMEN!

It's been a while I know, but I'm sending out another "AMEN from the Choir Loft" for Tricia's post Stepford Tricia. Tricia blogs over at Confessions of a Recovering Cynic and she is hilarious! So Go check her out! Tricia, claim your badge if you want it :)


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Thursday, June 16, 2011

It was a rough day!

So yesterday was Wet and Wicked Wednesday over at BGB. I scheduled the post on Tuesday, thinking I'd write mine here and link it up yesterday.

Then of course yesterday came in all it's hellacious glory. Without all of the details (that would be boring for you and somewhat humiliating for me) I essentially walked around broken yesterday. I'm not sure what time the crying started. I'm not even sure what was the first thing that happened. All I know is that I was a mess. I walked around my office with seriously red eyes and I had to keep brushing away the kind-hearted "are you oks" because even if I'd wanted to talk about it, I just couldn't. I really still can't get through it all without having a minor meltdown. The funny/not so funny ending of my day was me standing on the sofa in tears as my cat chased a mouse around the living room. I called my boyfriend in tears because I want to move so badly and then I locked myself in my room to cry myself to sleep.

Anyway, there were about five moments of complete peace yesterday evening though. I love summer storms. There is nothing like a down pour of rain when it is hot outside. I had to leave a meeting at the church in the rain last night, and so I slipped off my shoes to get to my car. It wasn't intentional really, they were just slick shoes and I didn't want to fall, but the minute my bare feet hit the hot wet pavement I smiled. When I was in high school and hanging out with my church youth group all the time I used to love to play in the rain barefoot. I did it all the time. We would dance and just be silly while we let ourselves get absolutely soaked. I didn't have a care in the world back then (though I'm sure I didn't realize that at the time, lol) and things were just easy. All of that emotion and happiness came flooding back in memories and I walked, not ran, to my car. I held my head up and let the water hit my face and made sure to step in every puddle there was. I did refrain from dancing and acting a fool, though I'm sure someone saw the barefoot girl in a sundress walking around in the rain and thought I was foolish.


It was kinda like for a few minutes I knew that everything was going to be ok. It was a God moment for me. I know I don't talk about religion very much, though I hope it's always been clear that God is a big part of my life ( Hello, Choir Loft?) :)

Anyway. There were some great link-ups for Wicked Wednesday, if you didn't check them out you should. I linked up an erotic story from last year since I didn't get around to anything yesterday.

Don't forget the giveaway at BGB!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

mark. cosmetics *review*

So for those of you who don't know Stephanie, you should remedy that immediately! She's a super fun mom, a great baker, and she sell mark. cosmetics! I'm lucky enough to live near her (you should be jealous) so I've started buying my make-up from her. 

Let me tell you. I have been so pleased with my purchases! Steph asked for volunteers to do reviews a while back and I jumped up and down to do one. These are all the sample she sent me:


I also have bought some products from her:
Nowhere to run Eyeliner
Glow Baby Glow Lip Gloss
Glowdacious Bronzer
Super Flip Color Kit
Go with the Pro Mini Brush Kit

I love them ALL!

So this morning I used the make-up sample she'd given me of the Face Xpert Flawless Makeup. I was so impressed! When I was first dabbing it on my skin it was so light and thin I worried it would just rub right off, but when I went to spread it across my face the consistency was just thick enough not to rub away. It's incredibly light, but it does cover well. I used the Nude shade and worried it might be a bit dark for me but I think it's actually my shade, yay!

Then I used the shadow samples she sent me. I have some mark. shadows already so I knew I liked them, but since these were new colors I thought I would play. I also used the No where to Run Eyeliner I bought (I love it) and some mascara I already had. 

Then I swiped some Glowdacious Bronzer across my cheeks and used my Glow Baby Glow Lip Gloss in flirty Luxe.

I really do like mark. products. I smelled the perfumes and they were both nice. I haven't worn them out yet simply because I'm a body spray girl and it takes a lot for me to switch up my scents. They were very nice though, not super strong, but enough to make an impression.

So I thought it only fair to share a pic of my with the make-up on, but I suck at self-pics. So this is what you get :)


The prices are great too. Only $10 for foundation! I pay almost $15 now for something that I can't even keep on for a few hours it seems like. The lip and eye colors are affordable too, great for playing with new shades.

So check out Stephanie's eBoutique. On top of their great prices there are also some great specials and incentives when you shop with mark.

I received no compensation for this review and all opinions here are mine.

Monday, June 13, 2011

I'm not one to let go easily...

Ok, so I recognize I've been around less lately, and while I make no apologies (I've had loads of shit going on) I'm going to try and do better. Hopefully by now all of you are following Bad Girl Bloggers, if not then get your happy asses over there and do it! :)

Anyway, I'm going to try and bring it back to life a little this week. I'm hosting a giveaway for a Kissa Glass Vibrator. All you have to do to enter is comment on any post at Bad Girl Bloggers this week. I'll announce the winner in Friday's post!

So go on, get over there!

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Friday, June 10, 2011

Do you shave?

I've read a few posts here and there lately about all the different hair removal preferences for women who like to keep their lady business nice and neat.



I'm a shaver. I've tried waxes, and Nair for sensitive skin, but the bottom line was it hurt too much to finish the job once, much less try it a second time. I'd love to find someone and try professional sugaring techniques, but that will be down the road when I have money to spend.

For now, I shave. It doesn't hurt, and when you use Coochy cream, it doesn't even irritate, at least not for me. I'd used other shaving creams before. I absolutely love Coochy cream. Once I bought a knock-off brand at a sex toy party thinking it would be the same thing, but it wasn't. I immediately started getting razor bumps again and promptly found another bottle of Coochy Cream, tossing out 3/4 of the other brand.

Coochy cream is super moisturizing and not only does it prevent the break out of razor bumps, but it softens your skin. Leaving your lady business nice and inviting :)

I recommend Coochy cream to anyone who shaves their intimate areas. You will not regret the purchase!

You can find Coochy cream as well as all of your sex toy needs at edenfantasys.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Jewelry! *Picture Heavy*

So my side business is growing! I had a show on Saturday and the sales were great. I have some new things going up on Etsy this week and I'm keeping the blog updated. So check me out!



 





By no means is this everything but it's some of the pictures I've had a chance to go through so far. If you're interested in something you don't see on Etsy it's likely sold already but I can recreate anything! So just let me know :)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

And the Winners are........

I know it took me a little while to get it up but I have winners for my One Year Giveaway!!!

The LELO Flickering Touch Massage Oil goes to Elizabeth!

The Fun in the Water package goes to UrNaughtyAngel,

and a set of custom jewelry from D's Designs goes to Babes Rockin Mami!

Watch for the e-mails ladies!

Thanks to everyone who entered, I hope you have great weeks!

Friday, June 3, 2011

FYF

It's been a while. But I'm linking up with Boobies and Christy for Fuck You Friday!

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FUCK:

... being nice. I'm trying really hard, but some people just make it difficult.

... roofs that aren't really fixed and so I now sit in my office listening to the slow drip of water in my ceiling.

... people who only think they are discreet when they are talking about other people (i.e. me).

... 24 hours in a day. I'm sorry, I just need more. I can't get it all done.

... living in a house where the air stays set on 80-83. I can't put make-up on at home because it will freakin' melt off!

... people who mistreat clients just because it's after 4 and they are ready to be done for the day.

Everything else is pretty good right now. I hope everyone has a great weekend!!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Fleur de Lis Seduction Vibrator

 I received the Evolved Fleur de Lis Seduction Vibrator for review from Vibrator.com. I was anxious to review this product since I had actually bought one as a Christmas present for a friend. She was a toy newbie and wanted more of a traditional vibrator. I thought this would be a great starter toy. It was in what I consider to be a good price range at $29.00, and it was three speeds.

When I received the product I was surprised to find that there was no instruction manual. I know that it is fairly simple to use but since I was considering this as a starter toy, I was disappointed that there wasn't something to let the new owner become more acquainted with the toy and perhaps the company. Because I do all of my shopping online, I rely heavily on the company's reviews and specs when making a selection. So I went online to read up on the product. The company's website shows there is an insertable length of six inches:

However, the back of the tin says "should never be used other than external use". So yeah, a little unsure there.


So, in an abundance of caution I did use the vibe externally only. To that end it most definitely got the job done. I fully intend to continue to question the external use only issue, and if I discover that it was not intended to be read the way I read it, I will do a follow-up review of other uses ;)

It's a very pretty vibrator. I got the toy in pink. It is made from ABS with a soft covering. The toy is phthalate free and hypo-allergenic. The tin is nice. It is easily reusable for storing the toy or several small items you might want to keep at hand (i.e condoms, cleansing wipes, etc.).

It is a nice toy, and aside from the concern of a double message: insertable v. external use only, I thought it would be a fine toy.

You can find this and other sex toys at Vibrator.com. You can also find them on facebook.