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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I'm Back!!

I'm back, and as busy as ever. I spent the weekend with my sweetie and it was wonderful! We slept in, saw a movie, ordered out for pizza. It was just a great lazy weekend and it was a great way to get my week started. 

Today is the last day to enter the giveaway!! So check it out for some last minute entries.

I will be back tomorrow hopefully with something more entertaining :)

Monday, May 23, 2011

Strut your Stuff


I'm linking up with Nanny for Strut your Stuff Monday!

This week I don't have a lot going on, I'm heading out of town tomorrow for work and either I will be super busy and have no time to post, or I'll spend a lot of time in the hotel room and this blog will be full this week. I don't really know til I get there and see what the company is like. I'm saving money to move out in a few months so I won't be out sight-seeing the way I wish I were.

There's still the giveaway happening though! So hop on over and check out the THREE prizes if you haven't already. I'll be closing that one on the 31st, so get those entries in!

Question of the week: Have you ever been to an adult store?


Well yeah. A lot, haha. I've become the queen of introductions too apparently. I've popped a few adult store cherries in the past year.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Quick *repost*

I need you inside me. What time can I see you.

That was the first message I sent you at lunchtime. I'd spent the morning playing on the Internet because my boss was gone. I read a few juicy excerpts on amazon when ordering a few books and my sex was tightening already. Sitting at my desk in the center of the lobby area I wished there was some way to get myself off. Had it been before lunch I might have taken care of it in the restroom before going back on the clock.

Shit, I have a meeting tonight. It could be late.


When I read that I was disappointed. I really wanted to have you tonight. Of course, we hadn't been together all that long and every sack session had been an all night/morning event. Maybe...

What time is your meeting?


I waited, my pussy actually getting wet just thinking about you.

7:00, mid-town


I smiled. That gave us plenty of time.

Come by right after work. You'll still make your meeting ;)

My belly clenched in anticipation. I tried to be productive, but I was just so distracted. The afternoon seemed to drag on. Around 4:00 I was ready to leave, but I couldn't for another hour.

Thinking about me?


I kept my phone on vibrate in my desk drawer and waited for your response.

You know I am. What kind of panties are you wearing?

I grinned. Feeling frisky, I took off for a quick bathroom break. Locking the door behind me I reached under my short black skirt and slid out of my panties. Laying them on the counter I snapped off a picture with my phone and sent it to you. I contemplated leaving them off, but I was afraid I might cream all over the desk chair so I slid them back on.

I hurried back to my desk and waited for your reply. Squirming in my seat I checked my inbox, but reached quickly for the phone at the sound of a low buzz.

Damn, I can't wait to get inside of you. Are you hot? Sitting at your desk waiting for the time to pass? I am.

You attached a picture. The fly of your trousers, and your erection bulging against the seam of the zipper. My mouth watered. There wouldn't be time to take you in my mouth before your meeting, but maybe later tonight.

The door will be unlocked. I'll see you in bed.


Because my boss was gone and because I simply couldn't wait anymore, I left the office at ten minutes til. I drove home in record time and stripped the bed down to the flat sheet and left the pillows.

You wouldn't be too far behind me since your office was actually closer than mine so I quickly stripped down and jumped on the bed, leaning back into the pillows. I used one finger to lightly tease my clit. I was already so wet. Too excited to think about it, I grabbed my phone from the bedside table and snapped a shot of my glistening pussy and sent it to you. My heart raced when I heard your phone alert go off right outside my door. I dropped the phone back on the table and waited the few heartbeats it took for you to check the message, then I heard you come through the door, dropping your keys and slamming it behind you.

When you came into the room it was not a slow seduction. I saw the tent in your pants and you covered the distance from door to bed in three steps. I came up to my knees and reached for your pants as our mouths collided. I let you work the buttons on your top, I didn't want to risk ripping them before your meeting. You stepped out of your pants and boxers and toed off your shoes and socks.

Your body came down hard over mine, pinning me to the mattress. We groped and clung to each other. Your mouth came to my throat, but I knew you didn't have much time. I grabbed the condom that you'd thoughtfully pulled from your pocket before kicking your pants across the floor.

Reaching between our bodies, both slick with sweat, I tried to roll it over your length. But you were kissing me and working my nipple between your fingers. My hands were unsteady and I fumbled. Groaning I went to try again but you took it from me and quickly protected yourself.

My fingernails bit at the flesh of your ass. I pulled you closer but you reached for my hands, bringing them above my head. I smiled, we haven't been together long enough for you to know how much this turns me on. I stretched back farther to grasp the rails of the headboard. You trailed your hands down my arms and cupped my breasts. This is all moving too slow for me and my hips buck up against your stomach.

You grin, and I think you're about to enter me, but instead you pull me towards you until I'm sitting.

"Turn around and grab the head board."

Your words send a bolt of pleasure straight to my sex and I quickly get on my knees facing the headboard. I grabbed hold as you instructed and I feel the heat of your body against my back. Your hands settled onto my hips and you pull my buttocks against your groin. I reach back to pull you closer but you quickly chastise me.

"Tsk, tsk. You're hands are supposed to be on the headboard."

Your mouth is against my ear. I make no move to put my hand back, hoping that you'll make me. You growl into my ear.

"You're being a bad girl."

"I know." I grin.

I feel your breath against the nape of my neck as you laugh. Then you take my hand and position it back on the headboard. Your hand begins to make slow circles on my hip and you pull it back before coming back with a firm smack.

I gasp, hoping that you won't stop. Hoping that you love this as much as I do. Pressing my hips back into your groin, you do. Smack. This time a little harder.

"Please," I gasp. "Again."

You bite down on my shoulder and slap my ass harder. I cry out, I don't think I can stand it anymore.

"Please. God, please. I need you inside me."

Your hands cradling my hips you pull me back and enter my pussy with one long thrust, pushing me towards the headboard. I tighten my grip and push back against you, trying to take you deeper. You begin to pound into me as I push back and your hands come up to cover mine on the headboard. I'm not going to last long at this pace, but that's ok. With us both now using the headboard for leverage you're thrusting in and out of me at a frantic pace and my pussy is so tight, so ready for the release. I feel you tense and cry out with your release, and your hand comes down to press hard against my clit. You pound into me one last time with more force than before and the pleasure shatters in a burst of pain. Screaming your name I bear down against you, my pussy milking your hard cock.

I still cling to the headboard as your arms come around to hold me against your chest. I glance to the clock, it's only 5:35.

I turn my head for a kiss and you give it to me. Sighing, I straighten on my knees, disconnecting our bodies.

"You have time for a quick shower if you want." I turn to wink at you before rolling off the opposite side of the bed and grabbing my robe. I wrap up and walk around to you, feeling smug and satisfied. I let you kiss me again before opening the drawer of the bedside table. Your eyes sparkle and your jaw goes slack when I pull out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.

"And I think you should come back when you're meeting is over."

Friday, May 20, 2011

Well it's about damn time!

For those of you who haven't figured out that I'm nothing but a big ole country girl at heart... where have you been?

Brantley Gilbert is IMHO one of the BEST country music artists out there. He is a phenomenal songwriter. He wrote My Kind of Party, GRITS, and Dirt Road Anthem (with Colt Ford). And while I love Jason Aldean, my opinion is that Brantley does it better. He's finally got a video on CMT and I'm just hoping this is going to be his mainstream break. I love him!!

Enjoy the video.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Next on my Wishlist...

I've gone from loving vibrators and bullets to loving massage oils and sex props. My wishlist this year looks very different from the one I had last year. The next item on my wishlist is both practical and indulgent. The Liberator Posh Throe.

This throe looks amazingly soft and luxurious, but the beauty of it is that it has a barrier to prevent moisture from seeping through onto your bed or other surfaces! I can't wait to get one of these and test it out. I'm not really and under the sheets girl, so when we make a mess it's there for the world to see on the coverlet and I am constantly having to wash. This way I can toss it out there and wash just that instead of allowing my half-bare bed to constantly attest to my insatiable sex drive.

So I'm getting excited, I have to wait until I can afford it/have enough gift cards/there is a sale, but I'm ready for it!

Check out all of the other awesome sex toys and goodies to be found at edenfantasys!

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself...

Ok, so I posted the giveaway right? Awesome, what I didn't do was tell you how long you have to enter... yeah. Whatever. So I've updated the post and added a few more things you can do for entries. Hopefully I'm covering all my bases now. (It's May 31st by the way)

Also, wanna hear a funny story? Of course you do.

So on the monster of all days last week, and I do mean MONSTER, I had lunch with a friend of mine. This girl is the face of calm and being around her makes me relax. Apparently on Thursday though it just wasn't enough. We went to this little bakery because she wanted to to try these cupcakes. (SIDE NOTE: They were ok, but Steph's are sooo much better.) When we got ready to leave I went to fish out my keys and I could not find them anywhere. They weren't in my purse, they weren't at the table, they weren't on the counter. I was running late for a court hearing and I was panicking at that point. So since I'd clearly had them to drive us there, we walked out to the car to see if I'd left them on the seat or something.

Or something. I left my keys in the ignition, the car was unlocked, and - get this- the car was RUNNING!

Oh. My. Gosh! Talk about distracted and unaware. I couldn't believe it! The day of course didn't get any better but since that stuff isn't funny I won't mention it here.

So yeah, go check out my giveaway post with new entry options, and have a happy week!

One Year of Blogging!

One year ago today I wrote my first post. So to commemorate I'm doing what every good blogger does, giving things away!

So listen carefully :) Here are the prize packages.

Giveaway #1
LELO Flickering Touch Massage Oil


Your choice of fragrance
Sponsored by babeland.com

Giveaway #2
Fun in the Water Package



Includes a travel size vibrating duckie and a copy of "Aqua"
*given to you by me since NONE of you entered the April Showers contest ;)*

Giveaway #3
Custom Order Jewelry from D's Designs



Valued at about $30, you pick the color and style and I will create for you an awesome necklace and earrings :) The pictures are just examples of some things I've made. I will have a conversation with the winner to discuss what they are interested in.

Ok, those are the three packages. 
MANDATORY ENTRY: Pick which one you want and leave me a comment letting me know. 

I would leave it at that, but I'm gonna be a little attention whore this week ;) These are the things you can do to earn extra entries!

Follow my blog (1 entry) and leave a comment
Follow me on twitter (1 entry) Leave comment.
Like my page on facebook (1 entry) Leave comment
Tweet about the Giveaway. (1 entry) Be sure to mention @DScandal if you want it to count, and then comment here with the link. Can be done daily.
Share a link to the giveaway on facebook (1 entry) and comment with a link. Can be done daily.
Blog about the giveaway (3 entries) and comment with a link.
Add my button to your profile (2 entries) comment with link.
Follow D's Designs (1 entry) leave comment here

Giveaway will run through May 31st. Winners will be announced as soon as I can get it all together afterwards.

I'm pretty busy these days but I'm going to try and post as much as possible over the next few weeks while the contest is running. I may re-post a few favorites as well.

Monday, May 16, 2011

LELO Flickering Touch Massage Oil

This was originally posted before the giveaway but Blogger's lovely hiccup apparently totally lost it. So here we go again :)

I recently received the LELO Flickering Touch Massage Oil for review from Babeland.com. I love LELO products, I always have, so I couldn't wait to get my hands on this massage oil.


I'd recently fallen in love with massage candles, my only complaint was waiting for them to burn. Obviously, a massage oil would cut that time out.

Like most LELO products the Flickering Touch Massage oil comes in nice packaging. Not as nice as other LELO products, but pretty nonetheless. I was a little surprised that there was no product leaflet or anything. The info on the box is all you get. I guess most people know how to use massage oil, but still.

The 4 oz. bottle I received was heavy. The pump is surrounded by a hard plastic ring that slides over it to prevent anyone from unintentionally pumping the oil. I really liked the aesthetic touch there. It was pretty yet very functional.

The oil I received was the Fresh Lily & Musk scent. I loved it. I actually tried it immediately and rubbed it into my skin during the middle of the work day. I got compliments on the fragrance.

The oil does have a shimmery effect, but not like the glitter powders that can be overwhelming. It didn't cause what I call the 'bright' effect, where your skin looks like it's supposed to illuminate a room or something. It wasn't greasy, it was very light.

I got to try it out later with J, and we both loved it. It wasn't slimy or greasy and my skin and his both soaked it right up. There was no uncomfortable friction or anything either. It was perfect. I highly recommend it for anyone looking for a great massage oil.

Shop Babeland for your sex toy needs!





I received this product free of charge in return for an unbiased review. I recieved no other compensation for this review and all opinions are my own.

Summer Storms

This is a re-post of one of my first stories I wrote for this blog. We've had a lot of summer storms this week and it just felt right to re-post this for you guys :)

It's been eighty degrees or better all day. The sun is bright and the humidity is severe. Sweat beads on my upper lip and I taste salt. Any make-up I thought to put on this morning has slid away.

Your meeting ran late, so instead of picking me up, you want me to come to your place to save time. This pisses me off...royally.

I drive the thirty minutes to your place leaving no time to put myself together. I hate the unbearable heat. My shirt is sticking to my back and I can feel the sweat running down the back of my calf.

I get caught in traffic and my mood quickly darkens. I notice that the sky has done the same. The wind kicks up, sending mulch flying into the side of my car.

Another red light. The frustration that has been building in my gut has began to work it way up into my chest. Just as the light turns green, huge droplets begin to splatter across my windshield.

Shit. I turn the wipers on, but suddenly the bottom has fallen out of the sky and all I can see in every direction is grey sheets of rain. I turn right, your place is only two blocks. Driving slowly I turn into your subdivision.

When I pull up to your house the garage is closed. I use my cell phone to call, but you don't answer. I think about laying on the car horn, but I remember that the sweet old man living next door works third shift. I wait, but you don't call back.

My umbrella is in the trunk, and it probably wouldn't help. I brace myself for the onslaught and open the door. It's less than twenty feet from here to your front door, but by the time I cross the distance my clothes and hair are plastered to my body. It's as though I literally stepped into a shower fully dressed.

I step under the tiny awning wiping the water from my face. Banging against your door I make the decision that I'm not going anywhere tonight. You can be late all by yourself.

You don't come to the door immediately so I raise my fist to bang again, but the door opens before I make contact. I catch your eyes, wide in amusement with my current state. Then I realize you look the same. Your white dress shirt is soaked through, clinging to the thin shirt beneath. You've loosened your tie and unbuttoned the neck.

I can see the hair of your chest matted beneath the cotton fabric. I remember that I am angry, and that I'm going to tell you I'm not going to this stupid event. You smile and I open my mouth to tell you to stop, but laugh instead.

You're laughing too and I realize what a sight we must be. The look in your eyes changes quickly from humor to heat. I suddenly realize that if I can see so clearly through both of your shirts, my flimsy blouse must do little for me. I get a chill, thinking about what you see, and my nipples harden beneath the wispy fabric of my bra.

Your eyes widen and your jaw goes slack. I can barely hear your ragged breath because the rain is coming down so hard just behind me. My sex is wet and my breasts ache to be touched.

I step toward you, but you step back. Suddenly I'm confused, but before I can speak you take my hand, pulling me through the house and into the back yard. Grinning, you pull me onto the back patio. There is no awning, and the rain is still coming in a downpour. Before I can speak to ask what you're doing, you've crushed your mouth down over mine.

The rain is warm, but the stifling heat of the day is gone. Your hands tangle in my hair and the kiss grows fierce. I latch onto your hips, pulling closer to the heat of your body.

Walking backwards you bring us to the corner of the small lot, where the neighbors' view is obstructed by your wooden fence. Quickly, before I can protest, you pull my blouse over my head.

Laughing, because this is absurd, I step out of my flimsy skirt and reach for your trousers. While I remove them you peel off your shirts. Falling back into the hammock, both of us laughing now, we're kissing again. The rain is still heavy, and it coats our skin.

Intertwined in the hammock our bodies strain towards each other, slick with the heat and rain. Your mouth finds its way to my neck and I'm writhing. My anger from earlier is a distant memory and I want nothing other than to touch and be touched.

I reach down to find your cock straining against your boxers. Freeing it into my wet palm I stroke and play. Your response is to find my breast through the wet fabric of my bra and bite down. I resist the urge to cry out, though I doubt I'd be heard over the pounding rain.

Your mouth comes back up to find me, but I duck my head, tasting the rain and sweat rolling from your shoulder. You groan and I can't wait anymore. I need to feel you inside of me, filling my sex with heat.

I push at your boxers and you know what I need. Quickly you draw my panties down and position me beneath you, filling me with one quick thrust. In the hammock our movements are limited so you hold my hips tight against you, allowing me to grind against your length.

Slow pulsing movements slowly build the heat in both of us as the rain continues to coat our bodies. Seeking release I wrap my legs around you and my hips undulate against you. Your hands release me to brace against the pole, letting me take my pleasure you.

Emotion contorts your face and I can feel your seed spilling into me as I shatter, my own pleasure exploding low in my belly. I wrap my arms around you tight to ride out the last waves of orgasm. Releasing your hold on the hammock, you allow us both to sink farther towards the ground.

The rain continues at a steady pulse, washing over us, mixing with our sweat and our moisture before falling to the ground. Your body is heavy on top of me, but I don't want to move. I simply want to drift off into sleep. But summer storms are over as quickly as they begin, and we'll need to be inside when the sun comes out.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

All locked up

So of all the crap. I wanted to finish up the reviews I was working on last night and get them scheduled. I'm addressing a couple of points with one especially and I wanted to make pics. I got out my brand new toychest with a lock and went to unlock it.

The lock is BROKEN!!!

All of my good toys, and current review products, are inside! I definitely want to replace it, but I kinda want to cut into it to get my toys out first. I'm e-mailing the company today to see if I can do that.

Sad face for D today.


** Side Note: Edenfantasys is great! No questions asked only awesome customer service! **

Monday, May 2, 2011

Strut your Stuff


So since I"ve been such a slacker, I thought this might be a good way to get myself back into the blogging habit! Linking up with Nanny for Strut your Stuff. Here is what is coming up. I currently have the April Showers contest happening, !ENTER PEOPLE! I have at least three reviews that I want to get up this week, I just have to write them! An Evolved vibe, LELO massage oil, and mark. products from Steph.
I'm hoping to write my own contribution for April Showers, obviously not to win, but maybe to get some of you writing for me! :)

May 12th will be a year of blogging for me! YAY! So I'm having a little giveaway. Come see me people!

As for other stuff to strut, my little side jewelry thing is going great! Check me out! BLOG10 gets you 10% off.

 DsDesigns

I'm doing a "home party" for my mom and sister's friends in a few weeks. Let's pray for enough funds to pay the car taxes!

Ok, I think that's all for now.

Question of the week:  Have you posted naughty pictures on your blog, facebook, myspace, etc.?
Nothing that truly qualifies as naughty. Cleavage is everywhere, lol.