I'm actually fairly certain I never gave birth. I'm even more sure that this isn't actually my child, because were she my child she would actually have rules and boundaries which I would expect her to respect. I also wouldn't allow her to actually date a 17 year old. She would have a nine o'clock curfew as opposed to a ten thirty curfew, and under no circumstances would she be alone with said 17 year old. When she talked back to me with all the attitude in Kansas (and since CB and her clan are there you know that's a lot!) she would be lucky if she left the house for anything other than school for a month. She wouldn't be left alone without a parent overnight, nor would I put her 20 year old sister in charge of her for extended periods of time.
So since we've established that this is not my child, maybe her parents could grow the hell up and be fucking parents?
I'm just sayin'.