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Friday, September 10, 2010

Stalk and Fuck....

It's Blog Stalk Friday with CB! Go read the rules and if you qualify link your happy asses up!

One Crazy Brunette Chick

Need to get a few things off your chest? Link up with Boobies for Fawk You Friday....

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For starters? Fuck you Traffic! I hate living in the middle of Bum Fuck and getting stuck behind ridiculous drivers every fucking morning! What should be a 20 minute drive easily becomes 35 when I get stuck behind Mr. Charlie can't drive.

Fuck you bitch who decided my birthday wasn't important enough to warrant her time. FYI, that was officially your last chance. You no longer exist to me, think you're coming to my sex toy party? Bitch please, you're not invited.

Fuck you heartburn, yeah I said it. Anyone else have this issue? It's like I can't eat a damn thing this week without my fucking chest catching fire!

Fuck you little blue piece of paper! Enough said.

And fuck me... seriously, please, somebody Fuck me. I need the stress relief!

Ok guys and gals, go link up and have some fun!


~J said...

Why has traffic gotten so bad? I live in countryville usa and it's so damn crowded all of a sudden...

Someone's getting excluded from your sex toy party? I'll gladly fill in! (And bring you a belated bday gift even!)

My 12 year old son has horrible heartburn..he can drink water and get it. It sucks!

Now someone fuck this girl! lol

Happy Friday hun!

Christy said...

Are you driving through a park? I was flipped off in one of those when the jackass in the big 4WD pickup thought I didn't pull over fast enough. Traffic sucks!

The only time I had heartburn issues was when I was pregnant. I've been lucky with that. I'm sorry you're having a hard time with that, cause I know you'd rather be having a different kind of a hard time.

Thanks for linking with us today.

Aimee said...

YES! ya know what, i'd like to have some chocolate please like every other woman on the planet without feeling like i'm about to throw up my intestines after!!! fuck you heartburn fuck you!!
loved it!!

Dazee Dreamer said...

ain't it the truth about needing a good fuck for stress relief. :)

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